SPLITβ˜…

STRETCHING THE INTERNET

SPLITSTALLION$SPLIT
𝕏TGPUMP β†—

EST. 2026 / ONE HORSE / NO FLEXIBILITY LIMITS

HOLD
THE
SPLIT.

A rural legend. An impossible pose.
A coin with an unbroken hamstring.

RIDE $SPLIT β†—
0Β°
PERFECT
FORM
Splitstallion holding an impossible split
DO NOT ATTEMPT ON GRASS
LIVE FLEX FEED
SCROLL TO STRETCH ↓

HE NEVER
PUT IT DOWN.

One wet afternoon at a forgotten farm, a regular chestnut stallion lifted one hoof toward the sky β€” and simply refused to lower it. The neighbours called it an accident. The internet called it form.

Now he holds the longest split in rural history while the world tries to catch up.

β€œTHE MARKET BENDS.
THE HOOF DOESN'T.” β€” THE STABLE LOG
Splitstallion in the farmyard
ARCHIVE 001 / UNEXPLAINED ATHLETICISM

FIELD CAM / 24 HOURS A DAY

FORM
IS FOREVER.

THE HOOF HAS NOT MOVED SINCE 2026

CAN YOU
HOLD IT?

SPLIT SYNC: move the hoof through the falling gold gates. The longer you survive, the faster they fall. Three missed gates end the run. Keyboard: ← / β†’ or A / D.

SPLIT SYNC / KEEP THE HOOF IN THE GATE.

INFINITE RUN. THREE LIVES. THE GATES KEEP GETTING FASTER.
SPEED1.0Γ—
SPLIT FORM0%
050100
LIVESβ™₯β™₯β™₯
MOVE THE HOOF β†’
USE A / D OR ARROWS

RUN OVER

THE HOOF DROPPED.

HOW TO
RIDE.

01

GET SOL

Load a Solana wallet with enough SOL to enter the paddock.

02

FIND $SPLIT

Open Pump.fun and paste the official contract address.

03

HOLD ON

Swap, keep your form, and never lower the hoof.

MARKET DATADEXSCREENER
OPEN CHART β†—PAIR ADDRESS PLACEHOLDER

ROAD
MAP.

The plan is simple: raise the hoof, stay ridiculous, go further than logic allows.

  1. 01

    THE LIFT

    Stable doors open. $SPLIT learns to stand.

  2. 02

    THE HOLD

    Memes, raids, and the first official form checks.

  3. 03

    THE STRETCH

    Community training tape and questionable farm merch.

  4. 04

    THE LEGEND

    One hoof, everywhere. No cooldown.